Presumably cis female so she/her/her's pronouns work fine, definitely white, probably not straight but certainly disinterested. Trying to get better about things, but I slip up sometimes. Call me Mari; I'm looking forward to the day we can all get internet in our heads, and the inevitable dystopia that will ensue.
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i like to think that hogwarts has a really strong wi-fi signal, but like the stair cases, it keeps moving around. just muggleborns, chillin on their laptops all suddenly stand up together, dash madly to a different corner of the school, and sit down wordlessly like some kind of mind hive flock of pigeons while the purebloods are just so confused

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So we know it’s JK’s headcanon that Dudley has a magical child, right? Imagine his kid starting to show signs of magic and Dudley remembering all the odd things that used to happen around Harry. Imagine his kid coming home from Hogwarts and being all, “WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL ME UNCLE HARRY WAS FAMOUS?” Imagine Dudley reading up on Harry and finding out about all the stuff he did and all the things that happened to him and struggling to grasp how his scrawny, speccy cousin saved the wizarding world. Imagine Dudley, white-faced with terror at his first big family get-together with Harry, Hermione and all the remaining Weasleys. Imagine Mrs Weasley being decidedly cool towards him until he eats fifth helpings of everything she cooks and telling her that she’s the best cook he’s ever met. Imagine Dudley meeting Fleur. Imagine the others embarrassing Harry by telling Dudley stories about him. Imagine Dudley and Harry going down the pub together for beers. Imagine Harry still calling him Big D. Imagine Dudley cheerfully never dieting ever again and being fat and happy forever THE END.

This makes me absurdly happy

did they just made me happy about DUDLEY

Ok so if anybody has ANY good gen fics for Classic Who OR the 2005 reboot (but no Eleventh Doctor because he makes me twitch) they wouldn’t mind sending me the link for, that would be so much obliged because I am in need of some non-sexual time and space stories right now.

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hi, did you write the thing where tony flips a coin each year to see if he'll be a superhero or a supervillain, and one time it came up villain and he was really good at it? Normally I would just look through your archives but I'm not even sure this was you, so.


Oh my god. No, I did not write that, but if you find it will you please send me a link because holy fuck that sounds amazing.