I swear I had a plan

I swear I had a plan

"The smartest dehydrated cactus this side of Buenos Aires" ~ Lord-Azriel

Presumably cis female, so she/her/her's pronouns work fine. Definitely white; probably not straight, but certainly disinterested in pretty much anything for now. Trying to get better about awareness, but I slip up sometimes. Call me Mari; I'm looking forward to the day we can all get internet in our heads, and the inevitable cyberpunk dystopia that will ensue.

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sleepymarmot:

destiel-is-superwholocked:

splintercellconviction:

tootwizard:

WHEN U SEE UR TEACHERS IN RANDOM PLACES

you mean like when you just open a box of cereal and find your geography teacher nestled in amongst your corn flakes or when you look out the window and your science teacher is just sat on the swing set in your neighbour’s garden

yeah

or when your science teacher climbs out of a matchbox

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geekishchic:

hippity-hoppity-brigade:

THE BEST WAY TO GO OUT: CONTINUING A RUNNING GAG.

Harriet was a BAMF

(Source: fionaglenanne)

theatrepirate:

This. This. This. On, you lovely 12th Doctor channeling so many classic Doctors! Between this and Capaldi’s excellent Tom Baker vocal impression, I was all Classic Who grins and giggles.
PS…and thanks to those who read, liked, and reblogged my review of “Mummy on the Orient Express.” Check it out if you haven’t yet, and feel free to leave comments!

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theatrepirate:

This. This. This. On, you lovely 12th Doctor channeling so many classic Doctors! Between this and Capaldi’s excellent Tom Baker vocal impression, I was all Classic Who grins and giggles.

PS…and thanks to those who read, liked, and reblogged my review of “Mummy on the Orient Express.” Check it out if you haven’t yet, and feel free to leave comments!

Love without Sex

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mild-madness:

I’m doing a Philosophy paper on Asexuality. Please reblog if you think Love without Sex is possible! I really need the data. Like if you think love has to have sex.

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(Source: ilusti)

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favorite fictional ladies  kate bishop (marvel)

"i have no powers and not nearly enough training, but i’m doing this anyways. being a super hero is amazing. everyone should try it."

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mrcomatoseoverthr:

shuckl:

wildy0ungbeautiful:

shuckl:

could i pay someone to take over my body who actually knows how to look after it so they can like. make me healthy again and then let me take over once i’m fit n healthy

You mean a personal trainer and a nutritionist

no i mean some sort of supernatural being who can do literally all of the work for me

So like the ghost of a personal trainer and nutritionist

(Source: aidn)


My Neighbor Totoro (1988)

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My Neighbor Totoro (1988)

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I found this picture on tumblr

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bazbarrington:

stuffertystuffstuff:

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What on earth is Peter Capaldi thinking in that shot?

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Fight me

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lizzymercierdescloux1979:

things girls do that I love:

  • offer their friends sips of their coffee drinks without being asked
  • scratch each others back
  • say things like “smell this lotion I bought this weekend”
  • compliment each other’s eyebrows 
  • that thing when they agree with you and their eyes get really wide and they nod their head solemnly 
  • throw out each others gum wrappers or chip bags when they get up 

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captioningcrusader:

wh oops

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rnusicality:

fun statistics for adults!
“when I was a kid, I had no help with college tuition, I was hardworking and paid it all myself”
-Annual tuition for Yale, 1970: $2,550
-Annual tuition for Yale, 2014: $45,800
-Minimum Wage, 1970: $1.45
-Minimum Wage, 2014: $7.25
-Daily hours at minimum wage needed to pay for tuition in 1970: 4.8
-Daily hours at minimum wage needed to pay for tuition in 2014: 17.3

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zetarays:

ksci-labs:

@pacificrimmovie makes a single tweet to a Facebook photo and I nearly throw my laptop.

OH.

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remyreaper:

sabacc:

Steve Rogers did, in fact, realize that something was off when he saw the outline of the woman’s odd bra (a push-up bra, he would later learn), but being an officer and a gentleman, he said that it was the game that gave the future away.

#EXCUSE ME MA’AM BUT YOUR TITTIES ARE NOT CONES I’M CALLING BULLSHIT