I swear I had a plan

I swear I had a plan Presumably cis female, so she/her/her's pronouns work fine. Definitely white; probably not straight, but certainly disinterested in pretty much anything for now. Trying to get better about awareness, but I slip up sometimes. Call me Mari; I'm looking forward to the day we can all get internet in our heads, and the inevitable dystopia that will ensue.

What You Crave vs What You Need

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  • Chocolate: Raw nuts/seeds.
  • Oily/Fatty Snacks: Kale, leafy greens.
  • Soda/Carbonated Drinks: Actual, literal bubbles.
  • Chips/Salty Food: Topsoil.
  • Cookies: Freudian psychology.
  • Sweet Tea: A strong Southern gentleman to take care of you.
  • Pasta/Carbs: Pasta/Carbs.
  • Ice: The sweet release of death.
sofapizza:

leafwhirlwind:

this is the best tweet

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sofapizza:

leafwhirlwind:

this is the best tweet

image

(Source: bauks)

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spunkydads:

the problem with rich people is that i am not one

(Source: unchichi)

ask-hopemercury:

blindminstrel:

Matter Master Jonathan. 

damn~

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ask-hopemercury:

blindminstrel:

Matter Master Jonathan. 

damn~

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aro-ace-wonderwoman:

Please don’t make fun of people for not understanding your sarcasm or for not realizing when your joking because some people try really hard to be able to tell if people are joking or not and they still can’t. So yeah, if someone doesn’t understand when you’re joking, please tell them that you’re joking and don’t make fun of them for not getting it.

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punkasfrick:

punkasfrick:

"Son," the father says, examining the broken petri dishes littered about the floor, “I’m not a mad scientist, I’m just a disappointed scientist.”

I don’t even care what you think this is the best post I’ve ever made

mama-marley:

skellertone:

the-almost-doctor:

ifuckingguess:

ravedm:

ahh when you click it :)))

holy shit what is that seriously

space. that is space.

The Sombrero galaxy

Seriously click it

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mama-marley:

skellertone:

the-almost-doctor:

ifuckingguess:

ravedm:

ahh when you click it :)))

holy shit what is that seriously

space. that is space.

The Sombrero galaxy

Seriously click it

(Source: lsdex)

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princess-abiogenesis:

wheremythoughtsare:

Do not ground your child because you caught them putting a cigarette flame to their wrist.

Do not discipline your child because they have cuts on their thighs.

Do not threaten to put your child in a mental institution because their only escape is self-harm.

Do not teach your children that if they open up to you about the scars on their bodies, the only thing they will get in return is punishment.

Someone finally said it

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cedricdigory:

whenever i need a laugh i remember that if he hadn’t died james potter would have been dudley’s uncle. Picture James interacting with dudley. just do it, picture the scene

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riddlersgammon:

that time of year is approaching

scary lawn decorations

terrifying tv programs

people in costumes going door to door

election season

kniivila:

I doodled this out a while ago but it’s always at least a little relevant to life.

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kniivila:

I doodled this out a while ago but it’s always at least a little relevant to life.

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johnfinnemoressouvenirprogramme:

The Adventures of France 11 (x)

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nohself:

aha ha dONT imagine your crush laying next to you in bed making small sleepy noises just dont

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yo-h0-sebastian:

The gods deliberated and they decided that I still suck